My Evil Plan ™
1 Jun 2005
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, alarmed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of United Nations. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must demonstrate your secret death ray, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.
Mine was better.
u really are very strange, both of u!!!!
and to phili, didnt chris do urs??
We are not strange, I think you will find we are perfectly normal. At least we have websites!!! *poke*
No chris didnt do mine…